Omaha, NE - Billionaire investor Warren Buffett today announced the purchase of the Wrigley Company while munching on a giant wad of Big League Chew. As the details of the $23 Billion dollar purchase were being read, the Oracle from Omaha continued to put more of the shredded bubble gum into the side of his cheek. While the reasons for the purchase were hard to decipher, at the end of the call Buffett said he was “Werry excited to buy the wigglies thewing bum business.”